I am Damien Kellis, and I'm here to ask you a question:

Is not a man entitled to the moe in his anime?

No, says the critic in his reviews, it belongs to angst.
No, says the elitist in his blog, it belongs to us.
No, says the pilot in his mecha, it belongs to GAR.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose#4Fc~[p[]]*kc3sla#O32C!2`~*Use934 autom#tic/.U

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